Hamster Announcement

Hey guys! This is Mr. Hamster! I wanted to let you know that I am still alive and kickin, just like this guy right here:

Wellll, I guess that’s more like alive and biting, but you get the idea. As of sending this announcement, I am currently running an 80-mile relay race with nine other family members! Wish me luck!

As you can see, an issue has not come out today. Foot fungus issues probably won’t be plentiful in the upcoming weeks until finals—the schedule is busy, and foot fungus issues take quite some time! Expect me back on after finals (ends the third week of May). Whether or not issues make it in before then or not has yet to be seen.

Just wanted to let you guys know that FOOT FUNGUS IS NOT OVER. I plan on continuing this newsletter. I have really enjoyed writing this, and don’t wanna back down now! But upcoming issues may take a while to write.

I wanted to mention, yet again, that if you have any ideas for issues, feel free to tell me!!! They don’t have to even be completely foot fungus related, they can be about fungus or feet as well!!! Ideas are getting a little hard to come by, so any ideas would be quite welcome! Read FFF #17 for an example of a user-submitted issue.

Alright! I think that’s about all I have to say.

Thanks, guys! Please don’t go wasting your time on any clickbait youtube videos about bananas!!! There are much better things to waste time on, such as building models of feet out of peanut butter!!!

Thank you for reading, and have a great day!

Long live the feet!

—Josiah Hamster